If you had three wishes, would one of them be that Hummer made a pickup truck? Hopefully not; that would be extremely lame. But if it were, in addition to world peace and 10 million bucks, you could now get a big boy’s Tonka truck. Yep, for 2009, Hummer is rolling out the H3T. Essentially the H3 SUV with a longer wheelbase and an open pickup bed instead of a wagon-style back, this new addition to the Hummer family should more than satisfy one’s need to have the toughest-looking crew cab in the Home Depot parking lot.

Virtually everything good and bad about the regular H3 still stands. This means you’ll likely dig the rugged styling cues (which include the industrial grille, the massive wheel flares and the armored-car-style windows), brag about its impressive off-road capabilities (thanks to aggressive approach and departure angles, generous ground clearance and standard skid plates) and lament its outward visibility and fuel mileage (13 city/16 highway with the V8).

Yes, although the 2009 Hummer H3T is essentially part of the baby-Hummer H3 line, it’s still a typical Hummer, meaning it weighs about 25 percent more than even car guys like us would guess. We’re talking nearly 5,000 pounds here — about a thousand more than a Caddy DTS and equal to the weight of two Honda Fits. To move all that mass, the H3T has a five-cylinder engine that pumps out a meager 239 horsepower and 241 pound-feet of torque. Of course, if you choose the aptly named Alpha trim level, you’ll get a brawny V8 that cranks out 300 hp and 320 lb-ft. Either way, you’re looking at not-so-great fuel economy.

All said, the 2009 Hummer H3T doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. (Maybe you’ll want one of your three wishes back.) Instead, we’d suggest checking out other more space- and fuel-efficient alternatives such as the Honda Ridgeline, Nissan Frontier Crew Cab and Toyota Tacoma Double Cab.

Body Styles, Trim Levels, and Options

The 2009 Hummer H3T is a midsize crew-cab pickup truck that’s available in two trim levels: base and the more powerful Alpha. The base H3T features 16-inch steel wheels, full skid plates, air-conditioning, cruise control, OnStar telematics, Bluetooth connectivity, keyless entry, full power accessories and a six-speaker CD stereo with satellite radio. The Alpha adds the V8 engine, alloy wheels and embroidered headrests.

Two packages are available for the base H3T. The Adventure Package adds an off-road suspension, a shorter-geared transfer case for better hill-climbing and descending, front and rear locking differentials, 33-inch off-road tires and a Monsoon audio system with a six-CD changer. The Luxury Package comes with the Monsoon system, leather upholstery, power and heated front seats and oversized floor mats. The H3T Alpha’s oddly named Alpha Leather Package has the features of the Luxury Package along with chrome wheels and exterior trim. Major options for both include a power sunroof, an in-dash six-CD changer, a navigation system and a rearview camera.

All 2009 Hummer H3T models come with full-time four-wheel drive with a two-speed transfer case. All except the Alpha are powered by a 3.7-liter inline five-cylinder engine that makes 239 hp and 241 lb-ft of torque. The standard transmission is a five-speed manual, and a four-speed automatic is optional. Although the five makes decent power, it’s simply outmatched by the H3T’s near-5,000-pound mass, so acceleration is leisurely at best. Towing capacity is rated at 4,400 pounds when properly equipped, and EPA fuel economy estimates stand at 14 mpg city/18 mpg highway and 15 mpg combined with either transmission.

The Alpha features a 5.3-liter V8 (with 300 hp and 320 lb-ft of torque) mated to a four-speed automatic transmission. Towing capacity goes up to 5,900 pounds, and we’d expect its performance to be about the same as the H3 Alpha, which sprinted from zero to 60 mph in a relatively quick 8 seconds flat. With this engine, fuel economy drops slightly to a 13/16/14 mpg rating.

With a keen awareness of the growing consumer desire for more fuel-efficient vehicles, for 2009 Chevrolet offers an XFE (Xtra Fuel Economy) model, a two-mode hybrid, and now a six-speed transmission with manual shifting capabilities. The new Hydra-Matic 6L80 is available in Silverados equipped with the 5.3-, 6.0-, and 6.2-liter engines. It was first made available in crew-cab models and later will be offered in regular- and extended-cab models (except with the five-foot-eight-inch short bed) with 5.3- and 6.0-liter V-8s. The new transmission provides a lower rpm at cruising speed, improving fuel economy on the highway.

What better way to find out just how much of a difference the improvements have made than with a road trip? We requested an LT Crew Cab with the Z71 off-road package, 18-inch wheels with Bridgestone Dueler A/Ts, the 5.3-liter, E85-capable V-8 with 315 horsepower and 338 pound-feet of torque and Active Fuel Management, and the aforementioned optional six-speed automatic.

Leaving sunny Los Angeles, we were ready for a nearly 1400-mile journey to Northern California and the Sierra Nevadas and back. Once out of the metropolis, the trip consisted of mostly freeway driving, with some in-city travel, snow driving, and a windy canyon road thrown in for good measure.

The brawny, squared-off sheetmetal and wide stance can be unnerving at first in city traffic, but the Silverado’s excellent sightlines make its size easy to adapt to. Quick, accurate steering inspires confidence, and a smooth ride makes the Silverado a pleasant commuter. The LT came with a nicely appointed interior, albeit not the topline package found in the LTZ. Still, the seats remained comfortable despite the distance, and the XM Satellite Radio and auxiliary input jack kept us entertained for the duration of the trip. The center stack is still a ho-hum slab of gray plastic when the Navigation box hasn’t been checked on the order sheet, but the stereo and small upper glovebox–which requires two hands to open–were the only detractors from the otherwise nicely finished dash.

Because inclement weather was predicted, we unfortunately had to load the luggage in the cab rather than in the bed. However, the 60/40-split rear seat bottoms are easy to raise using one hand, which allowed us to stow the luggage on the cab floor. Folding the larger portion of the seat gave us a week’s worth of gear-stowing for three people behind the driver’s seat and still ample seating for a third passenger in the second row.

On the road, the Silverado was exceptionally pleasant to drive, providing a smooth ride–the suspension ably soaked up bumps and pavement imperfections. The steering was nicely weighted and communicative, and the manual-shift buttons on the column came in handy on long hills or when passing. Climbing up the narrow, windy Feather River Canyon, the Silverado handled nicely, never feeling underpowered or too wide for the road.

When the snow came, the Silverado remained unfazed. The Automatic four-wheel-drive setting handled slippery roads nicely, and putting it in 4-Hi four-wheel drive kept us trouble-free with deeper snow. Not once did the truck feel unsure or disconnected from the road.

Upon our return to Los Angeles, we had traveled 1364 miles (including a marathon 13-hour drive covering most of the length of California), from sea level to nearly 4000 feet and back. Along the way, we spent $148.71 on 79 gallons of regular-grade gas, averaging 21.7 gallons per fill-up at about $40 every 380 or so miles.